Twas the Night Before Kic-Schtick


Mrs. Clause was on me,  it was time to quit 

And frankly, Rudolf was done with that shit.

Even for me, ole’ Saint Nick, 

It wouldn’t be easy, I’d needed a trick.

All of my reindeer also knew why, 

I had to stop vaping, so that sled could fly.

The elves went to work and came back really quick,

They’d figured it out, they created a stick.

And with that, the saying - Kic the Nic & Chew a stick was born…

Happy Holidays - HO HO HO